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Okay, the lipsync is awesome.

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And now, a dramatic reading of Noah Baumbach's "Buzzed":

Click to download.
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And now, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the greatest joke ever written, courtesy of the official thread about the latest Rock Band press release:

Q: What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? )

We now return you to your regularly-scheduled friendslist antics.

OH HAI

Jan. 13th, 2009 12:39 am
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I've always wanted to make a LOLJack picture. Tonight'll be my first.


I made you a cookie

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Working title: JACKIE CHAN'S IKEA ADVENTURE
Gist of the movie: Jackie Chan. At IKEA.
Plotline: A corrupt CIA official plans on selling plans for a brand new, supersecret WMD to an Irish mobster. The drop point: An IKEA wastebasket, which Jackie Chan happens to pick up as one of many items on a new-apartment-shopping-spree with his girlfriend.

Insert 80 minutes of furniture-based thrashin' here.

END CREDITS: More inspired by Jackie Chan's American works, in which a good number of outtakes involve flubbed lines, the end credits sequence will consist of five to ten minutes of Jackie Chan attempting to read the names of various IKEA catalog items.
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Disco Luggage!
Disco Luggage!
This is a subject line I saw in my mailbox this morning.
And THIS was the first thing I thought I had to do after seeing it:
Disco Luggage!


Crossposted to [profile] soredandsaucery.
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From: Free Nike Shoes
Subject: Build -Your- Own Nike Shoes


Please choose:
1) ...so, will they be called "NIKEA" post-merger?
2) ...I may be Chinese, but I'm about twenty years too old to be working in a sweatshop.
3) Other (please list in comments)
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It's amazing what I learn about PayPal from spoof letters.

For example, PayPal was apparently founded in 2005. )

If ever someone falls victim to this letter, I hope they use the money to buy themselves English lessons. And also, I hope they send the victim a dictionary with the word "gullible" in it.
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I JUST realized how George Lucas came up with the name "Mustafar" for Ep III...

<Anakin> I'm still alive, only I'm really badly burned!
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Cut for the crucial spoiler scene of the movie. )

The movie is all about shiny. Don't think about plot, or even character development. Just watch shiny.
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Not-unattractive girl next to me, watching me dance in full suit (including jacket): Aren't you baking, dancing like that? You're making me hot!

Me: Thanks. I need more women telling me that.
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I must be drunk. Whenever I hear Gwen Stefani sing, I keep on wanting to shout "WERE! If I WERE a rich girl, you grammatically-impaired bitch!"

One of her four muses ought to be "English."

(And for those of you who want to make the remark that I'd do the same were I sober, Gwen Stefani has been one of my pop idols since No Doubt's Tragic Kingdom '97 tour.)
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Spam subject:
RE: WALIUM C1AL1S VlA'GRA

Please tell me I'm not the only one who immediately heard Chekov's voice selling "Walium."
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Instead of relying on electromagnetic waves or light waves to carry data, RedTacton uses weak electric fields on the surface of the body as a transmission medium. A RedTacton transmitter couples with extremely weak electric fields on the surface of the body... RedTacton can also "transmit" through clothing or shoes, allowing the useful possibility of downloading MP3s through a floor-based sensor while dancing the Lambada. What's more, you can swap files by straight human contact, so two filesharers equipped with RadTacton devices can indulge in torrid illegal P2P activity and have sex at the same time.

Wow, file-swapping via sex! The possibilities for jokes are endless!

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/03/23/human_area_network/
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A man named "Botha" has just e-mailed our service desk a note reading, "Thank you for this information [regarding a how-to doc on mailbox maintenance]." You don't know how tempted I am to reply, "No problem, sir. Many Bothas died to get you that information."
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Title: The Man with Two Hands
Author: [livejournal.com profile] loopychew
Fandom: Coupling (UK)
Rating: PG-13 (sexuality)
Disclaimer: These characters aren't mine. I just wish they were. Particularly Sally.
Author's note: This is actually an incomplete draft, involving only the males' plot of the fic--which is originally what I was planning on writing, anyway. You see, this is directly inspired by [livejournal.com profile] phoenixchilde's Everyday Superheroes Fanfic Challenge, which involves taking a character from a non-superhero fandom and giving him superhero powers. My twisted mind, of course, asks what Jeff Murdock would do were he given superpowers. And this was the answer.

So, without further ado...

The Man with Two Hands )
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So, if I'm to believe my e-mail, PayPal's got a psychic security network: )

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