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Due to dearth of quality content on my journal as of recent, here's a list of "names" Nigerian 419 scammers have used in e-mailing me. Note how they are all composed entirely of first names, including given "surnames."

Liza James
Madelene Stevie
Dr. Philip Omar
Rachel Mario
Vivian Luis
Mark Jacob
Bernard Mathieu
Lee Scott
Mr. Melvin Walter
Mr. Franklin Hendrik
Mark Jacob
MAXWELL DERRICK
Nana Richard

Okay, for that last one, "Nana" isn't normally a first name in English, but still, I found it amusing.
loopychew: (Default)
Subject: Hello you are my favorit person
From: "Bank of America"<servey@boa.com>
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:23:00 -0500
To: undisclosed-recipients:;

Hello ,

Im Angelina Jolie, plase visit my website :

http://angelinajoliexxx.[domain redacted].com

You can download 100 SexyClip with me.

Thanks,
Angelina.
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Disco Luggage!
Disco Luggage!
This is a subject line I saw in my mailbox this morning.
And THIS was the first thing I thought I had to do after seeing it:
Disco Luggage!


Crossposted to [profile] soredandsaucery.
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From: Free Nike Shoes
Subject: Build -Your- Own Nike Shoes


Please choose:
1) ...so, will they be called "NIKEA" post-merger?
2) ...I may be Chinese, but I'm about twenty years too old to be working in a sweatshop.
3) Other (please list in comments)
loopychew: (Default)
It's amazing what I learn about PayPal from spoof letters.

For example, PayPal was apparently founded in 2005. )

If ever someone falls victim to this letter, I hope they use the money to buy themselves English lessons. And also, I hope they send the victim a dictionary with the word "gullible" in it.
loopychew: (Default)
Spam subject:
RE: WALIUM C1AL1S VlA'GRA

Please tell me I'm not the only one who immediately heard Chekov's voice selling "Walium."
loopychew: (Default)
So, if I'm to believe my e-mail, PayPal's got a psychic security network: )
loopychew: (Default)
Amusing spam:

Subject: important news about when you die

cheap meds available 24 hours a day
(link here)


Wonderful to know that I can get cheap medicine AFTER I kick it.
loopychew: (Default)
I love spam programs and their random sentence generators. Thanks to the wonders of "replace all," you too can look at spam code and the wacky phrases planted inside without actually having to open a piece of spam!

Subject: Re: Paris Hilton stab reintroduces phaser ding stab )
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I have no idea what the hell this is about. Lessee if you guys can figure this out.

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Received: from mail.DYOJXLWFAYPK.com ([65.202.102.10]) by mc12-f26.hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC(5.0.2195.5600);
Fri, 24 Oct 2003 01:58:30 -0700
Subject: Itinerary Update
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
To: chu_bear@hotmail.com
Date: Fri, 24 Oct 2003 04:59:40 -0800
Content-Type: text/html; charset="iso-8859-1"
From: Reservation Department<trentt@dyojxlwfaypk.com>
Received: from mail.DYOJXLWFAYPK.com by rgg1hjy20o0u0m.mail.DYOJXLWFAYPK.com with SMTP for chu_bear@hotmail.com; Fri, 24 Oct 2003 04:59:40 -0800
Message-Id: <1essph258m5x40228gh.d7axuw8po29gi.trentt@DYOJXLWFAYPK.com>
Return-Path: trentt@DYOJXLWFAYPK.com
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loopychew: (bricky!)
I have recently founded your website. Design is bad.

So first a spambot decides to make false claims to the origins of my webpage, and then it proceeds to insult the design it supposedly made itself! Who ARE these people?!

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