My parents even named me a Hebrew word and I only know that word (oak tree) and the word for fish (דג - Dog). I'm weird that way. My mother seemed to think it made up for her marrying a Quaker by sending me to Orthodox Hebrew School. I got to sit there and listen to a woman in a wig seriously tell the class how dinosaurs were put there by God to test us.

But yeah, it's like saying I'm not Jewish because I'm not practicing very hard and I have tattoos. :) I'm just not a good Jew.