Sorry, no offense. I don't have anything against GAP, it's just that it's the one store with the most various outlets, (baby, kid, girls, guys, possibly some sort of pet GAP in the near future), so it was the most obvious choice for the joke. A&F is just creepy. I avoid bringing it up in conversation. Don't they sell shirts? Why don't any of their models wear them?

And no, they'd rather spend time talking about bad choices in celebrity marriage than any real tragedy. Especially if the person wasn't starring in any Jessica Simpson movies.