Posts like this make me realize how jaded and warped I am. I read the post, envisioned the couple in my mind, and the first thought that came to my head was, "Let's have them dueling with foils! Or, at the very least, arm-wrestling! CUE THE NINJAS!"

Failing that, I'd half-expect one of them to shout, "Slow down and shut up!"

Maybe this is part of why I don't have a significant other. ^_^;;