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[loopychew]

Ganked from something trollprincess did a while back, I feel like a game of Movie Quotes Tag. C/Ped from her latest round, I'ma lay down the rules:

-- You only get to guess one quote from every set. You cannot guess all ten of the quotes below, or all three of someone else's entries -- just one.

-- The first one to guess the correct movie AND have the person who submitted the quote confirm it's the correct film gets to submit three new movie quotes. Please respond in the comments of the original post, so that it's easier for other players to find new quotes.

-- You cannot use IMDb to find the answers, but you can use it to come up with new entries if you get a correct quote. Try not to use movies that have already been used for other quotes, and try not to make them too obscure. "E.T. phone home" works, but nobody is ever going to guess "I'm going to kill you!" And so as not to make it too easy, it's okay to replace character names with pronouns, as seen below.

So, without further ado:

1. Char1: "Swindle, bad checks, mail fraud, no heavy felonies here. Still, what you lack in weight you make up in volume...twelve arrests before your sweet 16. It's a little unusual for a girl of that age to be in that much trouble, don't you think?"
Char2: "Well, I've always considered myself a feminist pioneer."

2. Char1: "What're your pleasures? Whatchu like to do?"
Char2: "Oh, I don't know. Play chess... screw..."
Char1: "Well, let's play chess."
-- Blazing Saddles, lord_darkseid

3. "And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs, and you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. 'I don't know how to kill this bunny!' With THIS, you don't know how to kill the bunny!"
--Swingers, trishalynn

4. "We thought...you was...a toad!"
--O Brother, Where Art Thou?, turnedskyward

5. Char1: "I need a fake passport and money. Lots of it."
Char2: "Well, why didn't you say so? Hold on a minute while I pull that outta my ass."

6. "I once talked a guy out of blowing up the Sears Tower but I can't talk my wife out of the bedroom or my kid off the phone."
-- The Negotiator, sporkchan

7. "Would you like a Ding Dong? ...oh, I don't mean MINE. I mean a chocolate Ding-Dong. ...'course, mine WOULD be chocolate now that I've been dyed.
-- Bubba Ho-Tep, ifurita

8. "Since you like chicks, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time?"
--Chasing Amy, delfina

9. Char1: "I didn't ask you for help, so don't expect a tip."
Char2: "Oh, that's okay, ma'am. I'll just take your car!"
--Out of Sight, jeram

10. Char1: "The way it works is, you do the thing you're scared shitless of, and you get the courage AFTER you do it, not before you do it."
Char2: "That's a dumbass way to work. It should be the other way around."
Char1: "I know. That's the way it works. "

Comments

[lord-darkseid.livejournal.com]

No. 2 is from Blazing Saddles,/i> with Clevon Little and Gene Wilder.

[loopychew.livejournal.com]

That it is! Three quotes for you.

[ifurita.livejournal.com]

Oops. I missed the part about only answering one.

[loopychew.livejournal.com]

Decide which one you want. ^^

[ifurita.livejournal.com]

#7 is from "Bubba Ho-tep", spoken by JFK.

[loopychew.livejournal.com]

Aight! Choose your own three, now.

[sporkchan.livejournal.com]

No 6 is from 'The Negotiator' from the into scene with Kevin Spacy's character.

[loopychew.livejournal.com]

Yep! Pick three.

[delfina.livejournal.com]

No. 8: Chasing Amy. Holden to Alyssa

[loopychew.livejournal.com]

Banky, but the movie's the right one. :D Three for you!

[delfina.livejournal.com]

Oh, right. Got Ben Affleck and Jason Lee's char names confused.

My three quotes:

1. "But we will not except your natural order. We didn't come for absolution, we didn't ask to be redeemed. But isn't how it is, every goddamn time... Your prayers are always answered, in the order they're received... "

2. "The entire British empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going to war without one, mate, you're mistaken."

3. Char 1: Is that glitter on your lips?
Char 2: Yes, cherry flavored. Want a taste?

[loopychew.livejournal.com]

3 is Shrek 2.

[delfina.livejournal.com]

Oops, sorry, forgot to respond - Correct!

[turnedskyward.livejournal.com]

Is number four Oh Brother Where Art Thou?

[loopychew.livejournal.com]

Yep! Your turn. :)

[turnedskyward.livejournal.com]

1.
Char1: "Leave the gun."
[pause]
Char1: "Take the cannolis."

2.
Char1: "If you're all right, then say something."
Char2: "Something."

3.
Char1: "You haven't even been showing up for work, and you got to keep your job."
Char2: "Actually I'm being promoted."

[lord-darkseid.livejournal.com]

No 1. is from The Godfather. That line made Clemenza my favorite character. ^^

[turnedskyward.livejournal.com]

Correct!

[delfina.livejournal.com]

No. 3 - Office Space.

[turnedskyward.livejournal.com]

Good for you, Yes!

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

3. "And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs, and you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. 'I don't know how to kill this bunny!' With THIS, you don't know how to kill the bunny!"

Swingers, baby!

1. Char1: So what are you doing now?
Char2: I rob banks.
Char1: What you doin here then?
Char1: Robbing a bank.

2. Char: Til you or your sister [name of sister] return, I shall not hear two words of sense spoken together.

3. Char: I smell like a yak!

[capfox.livejournal.com]

#1 is Big Fish, right?

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

Nope. And I just realized I misrepresented the text, so here it is again (the only change is that it's Char2 who speaks the last line, not Char2):

Char1: So what are you doing now?
Char2: I rob banks.
Char1: What you doin here then?
Char2: Robbing a bank.

[jeram.livejournal.com]

I believe Number 9 is Ving Rhames in Out of Sight.

[loopychew.livejournal.com]

Ayep!