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FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: The world's greatest action movie
Working title: JACKIE CHAN'S IKEA ADVENTURE
Gist of the movie: Jackie Chan. At IKEA.
Plotline: A corrupt CIA official plans on selling plans for a brand new, supersecret WMD to an Irish mobster. The drop point: An IKEA wastebasket, which Jackie Chan happens to pick up as one of many items on a new-apartment-shopping-spree with his girlfriend.
Insert 80 minutes of furniture-based thrashin' here.
END CREDITS: More inspired by Jackie Chan's American works, in which a good number of outtakes involve flubbed lines, the end credits sequence will consist of five to ten minutes of Jackie Chan attempting to read the names of various IKEA catalog items.
Gist of the movie: Jackie Chan. At IKEA.
Plotline: A corrupt CIA official plans on selling plans for a brand new, supersecret WMD to an Irish mobster. The drop point: An IKEA wastebasket, which Jackie Chan happens to pick up as one of many items on a new-apartment-shopping-spree with his girlfriend.
Insert 80 minutes of furniture-based thrashin' here.
END CREDITS: More inspired by Jackie Chan's American works, in which a good number of outtakes involve flubbed lines, the end credits sequence will consist of five to ten minutes of Jackie Chan attempting to read the names of various IKEA catalog items.
But where are the SNAKES?
(Otherwise, ROFL)
Re: But where are the SNAKES?
Re: But where are the SNAKES?
My outline does, however, involve NINJAS! Because ninjas are the first thing one thinks of in a plotline involving CIA officials and Irish mobsters.
Both of whom, I believe, will also happen to know Muay Thai.
Re: But where are the SNAKES?
Re: But where are the SNAKES?