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loopychew ([personal profile] loopychew) wrote2006-10-03 09:22 pm
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FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: The world's greatest action movie

Working title: JACKIE CHAN'S IKEA ADVENTURE
Gist of the movie: Jackie Chan. At IKEA.
Plotline: A corrupt CIA official plans on selling plans for a brand new, supersecret WMD to an Irish mobster. The drop point: An IKEA wastebasket, which Jackie Chan happens to pick up as one of many items on a new-apartment-shopping-spree with his girlfriend.

Insert 80 minutes of furniture-based thrashin' here.

END CREDITS: More inspired by Jackie Chan's American works, in which a good number of outtakes involve flubbed lines, the end credits sequence will consist of five to ten minutes of Jackie Chan attempting to read the names of various IKEA catalog items.

[identity profile] maramala.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 10:39 am (UTC)(link)
Don't forget the video game tie-in.

[identity profile] loopychew.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 10:47 am (UTC)(link)
Strangely enough, I can't think of any direct Jackie Chan movie/video game tie-ins. Jackie Chan games, yes, but none based off of his movies.

[identity profile] lirazel.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
There you have it! Unexploited market niche!