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I must be drunk. Whenever I hear Gwen Stefani sing, I keep on wanting to shout "WERE! If I WERE a rich girl, you grammatically-impaired bitch!"

One of her four muses ought to be "English."

(And for those of you who want to make the remark that I'd do the same were I sober, Gwen Stefani has been one of my pop idols since No Doubt's Tragic Kingdom '97 tour.)

Some of these actually make sense.

I'll leave which ones make sense up to your discretion.

( "If LJ were an anime" quiz )