The Blues Room

Title: The Man with Two Hands
Author: loopychew
Fandom: Coupling (UK)
Rating: PG-13 (sexuality)
Disclaimer: These characters aren't mine. I just wish they were. Particularly Sally.
Author's note: This is actually an incomplete draft, involving only the males' plot of the fic--which is originally what I was planning on writing, anyway. You see, this is directly inspired by phoenixchilde's Everyday Superheroes Fanfic Challenge, which involves taking a character from a non-superhero fandom and giving him superhero powers. My twisted mind, of course, asks what Jeff Murdock would do were he given superpowers. And this was the answer.

So, without further ado...

( The Man with Two Hands )

Inspired by the Everyday Superheroes Fanfic Challenge in which people take normal-people fandoms and give a character or characters super powers, I present random Jeffisms from the lost Coupling episode, "The man with two hands" (soon to be turned into an actual fanfic probably, but these are the best parts to write):

(For those who've never seen the UK version of Coupling:
1. Watch it.
2. Jeff is a Welshman, which should more than explain anything you're about to read.)

( I hope you don't mind it terribly if I asked you to keep your phantom hands off my girlfriend's breasts! )