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loopychewSo I get another FFML posting from Cute Neko Kaydee (when did she change it from Cute Kitsune Kaydee? Why am I asking?), and it's the same old drivel.
In a fit of inspiration, I remember a program![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
seangivan posted about earlier--a program which generates Markov chains based off of text files, and then writes stuff based off of said Markov chains.
Let's see if a computer program can out-Kaydee Kaydee. :D
Untitled Cute Whateveranimalsheisrightnow Kaydee fic
by
Lawrence Chu
with help from
JanusNode (http://www.janusnode.com/)
Lemon warning! There were fics with sex scenes in them, so they got outputted here as well! Although most of this fic doesn't really make sense, anyway, even with the dirty words here and there.
WAI! She said. Akane looked at him and hoped Motoko wouldn't get killed by now. Now I am not trying a new technique, this is final. And... Oh my god! Akane! You're a vampire! Said Ranma.
Ryoga splashed him with water turning him into Ranma-Chan. Hmmm... Said Ryoga. And he did. Ranma-chan swallowed every drop and took his dick out of hearing range.
So, do you like my costume my good sir? Buffy asked while curtsying. Buffy! Lady of Buffdom, Duchess of Buffonia, I am going to take in her surroundings. Everything was in total chaos. Monsters were looting.
Demons were rampaging.'Uh.'
She ran off the porch not noticing her body lying still. Across the street, a male figure strained to stand up right. She ran up to them, when all of the boys were staring at her, and then just stared at Xander and looked. Xander, uhm what are you wearing my girlfriend's form?
Asked Batanen. Neko looked at her and said I will assume she is dead and leave to get the cops!
No need to tell I thought you would be hurt and others merged to it and somehow knew it was her old friend. Xander! What? Is that you? The small green man went over to where she was jumping up and down the street. She finished her breakfast while running and drank down 3 bottles of water. She swerved between pedestrians, and under signs, and around dogs. She looked at the Hinata Inn.
Looking back on what happened to me after I arrived at the others. She offered them some food/drink.
They politely refused. Natsuki nodded and said I will formally propose to, after that I am going to tell all the weres went to Jade in the timelines now than anything else, like jumping up and gagged. She glared back at me, no doubt thinking this was all my fault in some way. Don't worry, I'll get you the double-bagger. You can also try the old'you missed me' routine, but it's risky. Only go there for chocolate.
Understood? A chorus of Yes. Came from the group. *** Willow watched her charges walk up to the rooftops *5 and proceeded to try and play bash the pervert. Fortunately for the young boys they realized their error, and very quickly fled for their lives from the exits- fences- and Motoko. I went with him and said You?! You'll kill me?!
You haven't got the strength to kid. He was interrupted from saying more by his sword pommel guard hitting her on the front in large bold letters....Willow the friendly ghost. Xander smiled and looked down at herself then back up again and yelled STOP STARING AT MY CHEST YOU LITTLE PERVERTS! Well, now that you've shifted back there isn't really much to stare at. Said one of them thought she was crazy already though. Then they spun the wheel. It's number 9. Said Tommy when the wheel then whoever's number the ball lands on gets to start off. Finally one of them thought she was late and ran. She shifted into hybrid form and went back to the front and put the larger robe down. This is your fault!
My opponent chuckled and said You don't mind if I copy your form, do you think those last two are kinda dark for a split second. Grey clouds blocked the full moon. As soon as the wind died down, she looked back. I could've sworn I had more candy. The creature in the timelines now than anything else, like jumping up and gagged. She glared back at me, no doubt thinking this was all my fault in some way.
Don't worry, I'll get you the double-bagger. You can also try the old'you missed me' routine, but it's risky. Only go there for chocolate.
Understood? A chorus of Yes. Came from the group. *** Willow watched her charges walk up to the kids. Hi. Snyder abruptly turned around. Ah, ah! *** Xander stood outside 1630 Revello Drive, waiting for the last part when she heard a commotion, and jumped her. How did you two girls become sisters? Asked Batanen. Neko looked at him now.'What did I ever see in her?' he thought.'The chaos that will flow. This will be remembered. I privately thought that his was the only thing I could afford now, you know. Oh. Said Buffy, trying not to laugh now, but failing at it.
It's not that bad really. Said Xander. No, I suppose it's not.
Said Buffy. How do you have objections? The gods and goddesses. And the winner is Cute Neko Kaydee Cute And Cuddly Catgirl Defender Of Love And Justice! WAI! WAI! WAI! WAI!
WAI! So I copied her form for myself. Neko looked at his costume Ethan was thinking'I wonder what Ranma meant when he saw the perfect costume. Xander walked up to the pokemon battle and Ukyo and Shan, getting somewhat bored, pulled out their pokeballs and started a pokemon battle.
'Sheesh.' thought Ranma.
'Is fighting all they can do?' Wait a minute. He mumbled to himself.
Where the hell did they get Pokemon? Slowly other people showed up. I would also like to thank you for being patient, civilized, while you waited. Well except for Ryoga who was tied up and down and yelling OWIE!. *3'Great!'
she thought sarcastically.'I broke my hand. Damn fucking hell for school anyway. Might as well see the cat that got me sidetracked. I hope it's okay, the poor thing.' She picked up the phone. Now, about yesterday...
Yes, it was a cute girl now there was a vampire. Arrrggghhh! No! Please!
Screamed Ranma.
They advanced and grabbed him, drank his blood, and let him fall. *** Ranma woke up screaming in bed. He looked over at them and saw a blonde guy in jeans and a tail, wearing jeans, t-shirt, and a leather jacket. Thank you cousin. Said Tommy. And don't forget she's a complete and total otaku.
Sakura Bokuseiinmonzeninari muttered very softly.
Oh yeah, you can't forget the fighting with Sasami. Didn't she just make it so she concentrated and shifted into hybrid form and yelled STOP STARING AT MY CHEST YOU LITTLE PERVERTS!
Well, now that you've shifted back to the house when an identical red monster appeared.
The green one let go of the school.
She was just getting out of a nearby building, and proceeded on toward her school.'Could she be the one?' the cat thought.'She's a were?
But I thought you were where, said Karou.
Don't get is about it.
You thought I was having a good idea. So they went and set up a roulette table and each took a small black box. Finding his beloved he bowed on one knee and opened the door. A kid with a sly grin. The womanly inclined are talking of womanly things of which men have no business my good sir? Buffy asked while curtsying. Buffy!
Lady of Buffdom, Duchess of Buffonia, I am no longer an eligible bachelor. This means that anyone else who felt that they could claim me without my consent will be perfect.' he thought. Ranma continued to wait.'Man, they're late.' Ranma glanced around the lot and blinked at all the girls what a lousy, stupid, worthless pervert you happen t'be! She was just getting out of this. I said in a who voice. SHHHH!!! Said Soun. Don't say that here! Let me go upstairs and pick up the phone. Now, about yesterday... Yes, it was her old friend. Xander! What? Is that you?
The small shrunken and green-skinned being that was once Xander looked at his costume and had a perverted idea. Let me go to the kids.
Hi. Snyder abruptly turned around. Ah, ah! *** Xander stood outside 1630 Revello Drive, waiting for the young boys they realized their error, and very quickly fled for their lives from the group. *** Willow watched as Akane sat in a shadowy area.
Ranma looked over at them and saw someone and said Yes, it looks interesting so far. The others merely shrugged, and waited to see who had bothered them, and became if. How dare you fight without me!! Well, we thought you would be remembered, when I won. We arrived in the leather outfit she had changed into.'What?' She stood up to it and somehow knew it was her old friend. Xander!
What? Is that you? The small green man looked at him and hoped Motoko wouldn't get killed by my failing. I looked to Motoko who had went from wrestling to'other activities' and Spike who was watching their'activities' and grinning, staring, and drooling. My name is not.
This is what he had set up. Akane shrugged and sat in a sarcastic tone. Neko didn't hear their sarcasm and just said I am going to take my sword and beat you completely senseless you little stupid pervert.
***
So, what do you think, sirs?
In a fit of inspiration, I remember a program
seangivan posted about earlier--a program which generates Markov chains based off of text files, and then writes stuff based off of said Markov chains.Let's see if a computer program can out-Kaydee Kaydee. :D
Untitled Cute Whateveranimalsheisrightnow Kaydee fic
by
Lawrence Chu
with help from
JanusNode (http://www.janusnode.com/)
Lemon warning! There were fics with sex scenes in them, so they got outputted here as well! Although most of this fic doesn't really make sense, anyway, even with the dirty words here and there.
WAI! She said. Akane looked at him and hoped Motoko wouldn't get killed by now. Now I am not trying a new technique, this is final. And... Oh my god! Akane! You're a vampire! Said Ranma.
Ryoga splashed him with water turning him into Ranma-Chan. Hmmm... Said Ryoga. And he did. Ranma-chan swallowed every drop and took his dick out of hearing range.
So, do you like my costume my good sir? Buffy asked while curtsying. Buffy! Lady of Buffdom, Duchess of Buffonia, I am going to take in her surroundings. Everything was in total chaos. Monsters were looting.
Demons were rampaging.'Uh.'
She ran off the porch not noticing her body lying still. Across the street, a male figure strained to stand up right. She ran up to them, when all of the boys were staring at her, and then just stared at Xander and looked. Xander, uhm what are you wearing my girlfriend's form?
Asked Batanen. Neko looked at her and said I will assume she is dead and leave to get the cops!
No need to tell I thought you would be hurt and others merged to it and somehow knew it was her old friend. Xander! What? Is that you? The small green man went over to where she was jumping up and down the street. She finished her breakfast while running and drank down 3 bottles of water. She swerved between pedestrians, and under signs, and around dogs. She looked at the Hinata Inn.
Looking back on what happened to me after I arrived at the others. She offered them some food/drink.
They politely refused. Natsuki nodded and said I will formally propose to, after that I am going to tell all the weres went to Jade in the timelines now than anything else, like jumping up and gagged. She glared back at me, no doubt thinking this was all my fault in some way. Don't worry, I'll get you the double-bagger. You can also try the old'you missed me' routine, but it's risky. Only go there for chocolate.
Understood? A chorus of Yes. Came from the group. *** Willow watched her charges walk up to the rooftops *5 and proceeded to try and play bash the pervert. Fortunately for the young boys they realized their error, and very quickly fled for their lives from the exits- fences- and Motoko. I went with him and said You?! You'll kill me?!
You haven't got the strength to kid. He was interrupted from saying more by his sword pommel guard hitting her on the front in large bold letters....Willow the friendly ghost. Xander smiled and looked down at herself then back up again and yelled STOP STARING AT MY CHEST YOU LITTLE PERVERTS! Well, now that you've shifted back there isn't really much to stare at. Said one of them thought she was crazy already though. Then they spun the wheel. It's number 9. Said Tommy when the wheel then whoever's number the ball lands on gets to start off. Finally one of them thought she was late and ran. She shifted into hybrid form and went back to the front and put the larger robe down. This is your fault!
My opponent chuckled and said You don't mind if I copy your form, do you think those last two are kinda dark for a split second. Grey clouds blocked the full moon. As soon as the wind died down, she looked back. I could've sworn I had more candy. The creature in the timelines now than anything else, like jumping up and gagged. She glared back at me, no doubt thinking this was all my fault in some way.
Don't worry, I'll get you the double-bagger. You can also try the old'you missed me' routine, but it's risky. Only go there for chocolate.
Understood? A chorus of Yes. Came from the group. *** Willow watched her charges walk up to the kids. Hi. Snyder abruptly turned around. Ah, ah! *** Xander stood outside 1630 Revello Drive, waiting for the last part when she heard a commotion, and jumped her. How did you two girls become sisters? Asked Batanen. Neko looked at him now.'What did I ever see in her?' he thought.'The chaos that will flow. This will be remembered. I privately thought that his was the only thing I could afford now, you know. Oh. Said Buffy, trying not to laugh now, but failing at it.
It's not that bad really. Said Xander. No, I suppose it's not.
Said Buffy. How do you have objections? The gods and goddesses. And the winner is Cute Neko Kaydee Cute And Cuddly Catgirl Defender Of Love And Justice! WAI! WAI! WAI! WAI!
WAI! So I copied her form for myself. Neko looked at his costume Ethan was thinking'I wonder what Ranma meant when he saw the perfect costume. Xander walked up to the pokemon battle and Ukyo and Shan, getting somewhat bored, pulled out their pokeballs and started a pokemon battle.
'Sheesh.' thought Ranma.
'Is fighting all they can do?' Wait a minute. He mumbled to himself.
Where the hell did they get Pokemon? Slowly other people showed up. I would also like to thank you for being patient, civilized, while you waited. Well except for Ryoga who was tied up and down and yelling OWIE!. *3'Great!'
she thought sarcastically.'I broke my hand. Damn fucking hell for school anyway. Might as well see the cat that got me sidetracked. I hope it's okay, the poor thing.' She picked up the phone. Now, about yesterday...
Yes, it was a cute girl now there was a vampire. Arrrggghhh! No! Please!
Screamed Ranma.
They advanced and grabbed him, drank his blood, and let him fall. *** Ranma woke up screaming in bed. He looked over at them and saw a blonde guy in jeans and a tail, wearing jeans, t-shirt, and a leather jacket. Thank you cousin. Said Tommy. And don't forget she's a complete and total otaku.
Sakura Bokuseiinmonzeninari muttered very softly.
Oh yeah, you can't forget the fighting with Sasami. Didn't she just make it so she concentrated and shifted into hybrid form and yelled STOP STARING AT MY CHEST YOU LITTLE PERVERTS!
Well, now that you've shifted back to the house when an identical red monster appeared.
The green one let go of the school.
She was just getting out of a nearby building, and proceeded on toward her school.'Could she be the one?' the cat thought.'She's a were?
But I thought you were where, said Karou.
Don't get is about it.
You thought I was having a good idea. So they went and set up a roulette table and each took a small black box. Finding his beloved he bowed on one knee and opened the door. A kid with a sly grin. The womanly inclined are talking of womanly things of which men have no business my good sir? Buffy asked while curtsying. Buffy!
Lady of Buffdom, Duchess of Buffonia, I am no longer an eligible bachelor. This means that anyone else who felt that they could claim me without my consent will be perfect.' he thought. Ranma continued to wait.'Man, they're late.' Ranma glanced around the lot and blinked at all the girls what a lousy, stupid, worthless pervert you happen t'be! She was just getting out of this. I said in a who voice. SHHHH!!! Said Soun. Don't say that here! Let me go upstairs and pick up the phone. Now, about yesterday... Yes, it was her old friend. Xander! What? Is that you?
The small shrunken and green-skinned being that was once Xander looked at his costume and had a perverted idea. Let me go to the kids.
Hi. Snyder abruptly turned around. Ah, ah! *** Xander stood outside 1630 Revello Drive, waiting for the young boys they realized their error, and very quickly fled for their lives from the group. *** Willow watched as Akane sat in a shadowy area.
Ranma looked over at them and saw someone and said Yes, it looks interesting so far. The others merely shrugged, and waited to see who had bothered them, and became if. How dare you fight without me!! Well, we thought you would be remembered, when I won. We arrived in the leather outfit she had changed into.'What?' She stood up to it and somehow knew it was her old friend. Xander!
What? Is that you? The small green man looked at him and hoped Motoko wouldn't get killed by my failing. I looked to Motoko who had went from wrestling to'other activities' and Spike who was watching their'activities' and grinning, staring, and drooling. My name is not.
This is what he had set up. Akane shrugged and sat in a sarcastic tone. Neko didn't hear their sarcasm and just said I am going to take my sword and beat you completely senseless you little stupid pervert.
***
So, what do you think, sirs?
