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Mar. 6th, 2005 03:29 pmI've apparently started up a band in Canada called "The Adopted," under the name Cheetah Davy Lai behind the backs of all my compatriots at "Gondor Calls for Aid." The proof?
Me.
Cheetah.
Cheetah.
Me.
I am slightly disappointed by the designer of my webpage, however.
Me.
Cheetah.
Cheetah.
Me.
I am slightly disappointed by the designer of my webpage, however.
Well, I accidentally misposted to metaquotes, so I figure I'll leave this version public. Further drafts will probably be friends-only, so as to keep my willing public in suspense. <_<
( This mass of perfect woman right in front of me, as if my dreams had crawled out of my brain and taken form! Only...you know, without the blood and bits of skull. )
I'm going somewhere with this, I swear.
metaquotes, so I figure I'll leave this version public. Further drafts will probably be friends-only, so as to keep my willing public in suspense. <_<( This mass of perfect woman right in front of me, as if my dreams had crawled out of my brain and taken form! Only...you know, without the blood and bits of skull. )
I'm going somewhere with this, I swear.
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Jan. 12th, 2005 08:53 amInspired by the Everyday Superheroes Fanfic Challenge in which people take normal-people fandoms and give a character or characters super powers, I present random Jeffisms from the lost Coupling episode, "The man with two hands" (soon to be turned into an actual fanfic probably, but these are the best parts to write):
(For those who've never seen the UK version of Coupling:
1. Watch it.
2. Jeff is a Welshman, which should more than explain anything you're about to read.)
( I hope you don't mind it terribly if I asked you to keep your phantom hands off my girlfriend's breasts! )
(For those who've never seen the UK version of Coupling:
1. Watch it.
2. Jeff is a Welshman, which should more than explain anything you're about to read.)
( I hope you don't mind it terribly if I asked you to keep your phantom hands off my girlfriend's breasts! )
This is me bored.
Dec. 13th, 2004 07:51 pmHow DO you count the number of gifts your true love gave to you over the twelve days of Christmas? (Written and debugged in about fifteen minutes this morning, most of that figuring out the one statement I commented on.)
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Nov. 4th, 2004 12:27 pmStrangest mental image ever: George W. Bush as Gaston from "Beauty and the Beast." Can't you see it?
o/~ I use antlers in all of my DEEEcorating o/~
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Aug. 3rd, 2004 03:31 pmSo I get another FFML posting from Cute Neko Kaydee (when did she change it from Cute Kitsune Kaydee? Why am I asking?), and it's the same old drivel.
In a fit of inspiration, I remember a program![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
seangivan posted about earlier--a program which generates Markov chains based off of text files, and then writes stuff based off of said Markov chains.
Let's see if a computer program can out-Kaydee Kaydee. :D
( Untitled Cute Whateveranimalsheisrightnow Kaydee fic. (WARNING: NWS. There were a couple of lemons in there, I think.) )
***
So, what do you think, sirs?
In a fit of inspiration, I remember a program
seangivan posted about earlier--a program which generates Markov chains based off of text files, and then writes stuff based off of said Markov chains.Let's see if a computer program can out-Kaydee Kaydee. :D
( Untitled Cute Whateveranimalsheisrightnow Kaydee fic. (WARNING: NWS. There were a couple of lemons in there, I think.) )
***
So, what do you think, sirs?
Blame bigbigtruck and her damned Bebop Thumbnail Theatre (which is where the quote comes from). I wanted to do other quotes, but the quotes were too big, unfortunately. ;_;
Want, comment, take.
bigbigtruck and her damned Bebop Thumbnail Theatre (which is where the quote comes from). I wanted to do other quotes, but the quotes were too big, unfortunately. ;_;
Want, comment, take.
*cracks up*
May. 5th, 2004 06:00 pmOkay, so you've probably seen links to the Nickelback stereo mix song page. I was playing the mix for Genc when one of our regular Wolfenstein players overhears, and goes, "Hey, Nickelback! I LOVE that song!"
To which I replied, "Which one?"
Insert awkward pause filled with Nickelback stereo goodness.
EDIT: After listening tolaechim talk, I tried making the mix myself. It doesn't sync the way the aforementioned Nickelback Stereo Mindfuck does. The two songs are edited from the original versions--both had about eight measures removed from different spots, and Someday changed key and was sped up to match the mix. I still stick to my belief that, at the very least, it's hilarious as hell.
Plus, another argument as to how similar the two songs sound echoes in my mind from an earlier conversation, when I ran into the girl from the bookstore on the train. Planning on showing this to her, I asked her if she knew and/or liked Nickelback. She said something along the lines of, "Yeah, the one that goes 'how the hell did we end up like this?'" I asked her if she heard their other single, the one that went, "This is how you remind me," and she exclaimed, "yeah, THAT'S the one I like!"
Even if the eating of this pudding is doctored proof, I stand by my original conclusion.
To which I replied, "Which one?"
Insert awkward pause filled with Nickelback stereo goodness.
EDIT: After listening to
laechim talk, I tried making the mix myself. It doesn't sync the way the aforementioned Nickelback Stereo Mindfuck does. The two songs are edited from the original versions--both had about eight measures removed from different spots, and Someday changed key and was sped up to match the mix. I still stick to my belief that, at the very least, it's hilarious as hell.Plus, another argument as to how similar the two songs sound echoes in my mind from an earlier conversation, when I ran into the girl from the bookstore on the train. Planning on showing this to her, I asked her if she knew and/or liked Nickelback. She said something along the lines of, "Yeah, the one that goes 'how the hell did we end up like this?'" I asked her if she heard their other single, the one that went, "This is how you remind me," and she exclaimed, "yeah, THAT'S the one I like!"
Even if the eating of this pudding is doctored proof, I stand by my original conclusion.
And now, a Very Special Filk.
Dec. 24th, 2003 12:57 pmKenshin the red-haired Ishin had a very shiny blade
And if you ever saw him, you would likely get manslayed
All of the other Ishin used to laugh and call him names
They shouldn't have annoyed him--they've only got themselves to blame!
Then, one foggy autumn eve, Katsura came to say:
"Kenshin, with your sword so bright, help us save the peasants' rights!"
Then all the people loved him, they spoke about his name with glee
Kenshin the red-haired Ishin has become a rurouni!
Happy Holidays, everyone. ^_^
And if you ever saw him, you would likely get manslayed
All of the other Ishin used to laugh and call him names
They shouldn't have annoyed him--they've only got themselves to blame!
Then, one foggy autumn eve, Katsura came to say:
"Kenshin, with your sword so bright, help us save the peasants' rights!"
Then all the people loved him, they spoke about his name with glee
Kenshin the red-haired Ishin has become a rurouni!
Happy Holidays, everyone. ^_^
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Nov. 27th, 2003 09:37 amConversation on #animedvd regarding that whole master and slave terminology business.
<IY-Sango> http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/ptech/11/26/master.term.reut/index.html <-- wow now this seems to be out of place!
<Danj> is that the thing about LA banning master/slave
<IY-Sango> yeah!
<IY-Sango> I just saw the article. Makes no sense!
<moskun> master and commander
<IY-Sango> yeah! lets just call is Primary/Secondary! Whoever complained taken this too seriously
<DannyCat_vs_RO|again> ...?
<Danj> you can't call it primary adn secondary, those are already used
<ChuTwo> Actually, it sounds about right. I mean, every time my DVD-ROM has problems, it runs around, begging my HD for help, screaming "Lawdy, Lawdy! Massuh, I's got problems!"
<IY-Sango> oh yeah opsp
<Danj> hahaha
<IY-Sango> sorry I thought that was the alternative!
<IY-Sango> Hmm without Mater/Slave. I guess we can use the Scsi ID way. Like ID 0 1 2??
<Danj> yeah
<ChuTwo> Well, if you REALLY want to preserve the relationship using English terminology, how about Primary/Secondary parent/child?
<IY-Sango> well yeah something like that
<ChuTwo> And without bothering with this whole master/slave business.
<Danj> cringe
* Freddo doesn't know if he should take Alvis out of the packaging
<ChuTwo> Or maybe, like mosky suggested, Master/Commander!
<Danj> hahah
<IY-Sango> I was thiknig more like Primary/Primary (as in primary master),
<Danj> that will just confuse people
<moskun> The Far Side/Of the World
<Freddo> oh danj: did you get to watch the gollum clip?
<ChuTwo> That'll--what Danj said.
<Danj> freddo: I got the file but havent had time to watch it yet
<ChuTwo> How about Dom/Sub?
<IY-Sango> Danj, just take the words out of the Englsih language lol
<Danj> chu: lol
<ChuTwo> Or maybe Seme/Uke?
<Freddo> haha
<ChuTwo> "I'm having problems with my Primary Uke drive!"
<Mandoric> ... You know, the logic for renaming it from master/slave is racist
<IY-Sango> lol
<Mandoric> Chu: C|N>K
<IY-Sango> http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/ptech/11/26/master.term.reut/index.html <-- wow now this seems to be out of place!
<Danj> is that the thing about LA banning master/slave
<IY-Sango> yeah!
<IY-Sango> I just saw the article. Makes no sense!
<moskun> master and commander
<IY-Sango> yeah! lets just call is Primary/Secondary! Whoever complained taken this too seriously
<DannyCat_vs_RO|again> ...?
<Danj> you can't call it primary adn secondary, those are already used
<ChuTwo> Actually, it sounds about right. I mean, every time my DVD-ROM has problems, it runs around, begging my HD for help, screaming "Lawdy, Lawdy! Massuh, I's got problems!"
<IY-Sango> oh yeah opsp
<Danj> hahaha
<IY-Sango> sorry I thought that was the alternative!
<IY-Sango> Hmm without Mater/Slave. I guess we can use the Scsi ID way. Like ID 0 1 2??
<Danj> yeah
<ChuTwo> Well, if you REALLY want to preserve the relationship using English terminology, how about Primary/Secondary parent/child?
<IY-Sango> well yeah something like that
<ChuTwo> And without bothering with this whole master/slave business.
<Danj> cringe
* Freddo doesn't know if he should take Alvis out of the packaging
<ChuTwo> Or maybe, like mosky suggested, Master/Commander!
<Danj> hahah
<IY-Sango> I was thiknig more like Primary/Primary (as in primary master),
<Danj> that will just confuse people
<moskun> The Far Side/Of the World
<Freddo> oh danj: did you get to watch the gollum clip?
<ChuTwo> That'll--what Danj said.
<Danj> freddo: I got the file but havent had time to watch it yet
<ChuTwo> How about Dom/Sub?
<IY-Sango> Danj, just take the words out of the Englsih language lol
<Danj> chu: lol
<ChuTwo> Or maybe Seme/Uke?
<Freddo> haha
<ChuTwo> "I'm having problems with my Primary Uke drive!"
<Mandoric> ... You know, the logic for renaming it from master/slave is racist
<IY-Sango> lol
<Mandoric> Chu: C|N>K
Something Vicious This Way Comes!
Nov. 24th, 2003 09:32 pmVery, very quick (ten-minute) Photoshop job. Most of the work went into changing the colors to match the poster, and eliminating some hair from the source. Not my best work by far, and not really inspired, I think it's kinda cute anyway. ^_^
( Double, bubble, toil and trouble... )
( Double, bubble, toil and trouble... )
