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Title: Barneybalt
Character: Barney
Fandom: How I Met Your Mother, Canabalt
Rating: PG/PG-13 (the sexuality you'd expect from Barney)
Word Count: 400
Spoilers: Absolutely none.
Summary: After a fantastic night, Barney has a long way to run.
Notes: I...

...

...

...make no excuses.

If the warning sirens didn't tip him off that something was horribly, horribly wrong, the giant alien robots attacking the city did. )
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Title: (None)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] loopychew
Fandom: Glee, Leverage
Rating: PG
Spoilers: None

Because I needed a break from designing a database and saw this pop up in my flist:

[livejournal.com profile] apocalypsos: Yeah, I could write the fic where Parker and Brittany discover they're sisters... but I want to READ [it].

This was, like, an hour of switching between Access and Notepad. No plot or anything, just how I'd expect a meeting between Parker and Brittany to go if they ever met face-to-face. (Hint: Think of the one big Jane/Jeff scene in Coupling.)

One time I broke a pinball. Could you fix that? )
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Title: Unsuited
Author: [livejournal.com profile] loopychew
Fandom: How I Met Your Mother
Rating: PG
Spoilers: "First Time in New York"

Here's a +2 Shovel of Wisdom, now dig. )
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Title: The Man with Two Hands
Author: [livejournal.com profile] loopychew
Fandom: Coupling (UK)
Rating: PG-13 (sexuality)
Disclaimer: These characters aren't mine. I just wish they were. Particularly Sally.
Author's note: This is actually an incomplete draft, involving only the males' plot of the fic--which is originally what I was planning on writing, anyway. You see, this is directly inspired by [livejournal.com profile] phoenixchilde's Everyday Superheroes Fanfic Challenge, which involves taking a character from a non-superhero fandom and giving him superhero powers. My twisted mind, of course, asks what Jeff Murdock would do were he given superpowers. And this was the answer.

So, without further ado...

The Man with Two Hands )
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Well, I accidentally misposted to [livejournal.com profile] metaquotes, so I figure I'll leave this version public. Further drafts will probably be friends-only, so as to keep my willing public in suspense. <_<

This mass of perfect woman right in front of me, as if my dreams had crawled out of my brain and taken form! Only...you know, without the blood and bits of skull. )

I'm going somewhere with this, I swear.
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Inspired by the Everyday Superheroes Fanfic Challenge in which people take normal-people fandoms and give a character or characters super powers, I present random Jeffisms from the lost Coupling episode, "The man with two hands" (soon to be turned into an actual fanfic probably, but these are the best parts to write):

(For those who've never seen the UK version of Coupling:
1. Watch it.
2. Jeff is a Welshman, which should more than explain anything you're about to read.)

I hope you don't mind it terribly if I asked you to keep your phantom hands off my girlfriend's breasts! )
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So I get another FFML posting from Cute Neko Kaydee (when did she change it from Cute Kitsune Kaydee? Why am I asking?), and it's the same old drivel.

In a fit of inspiration, I remember a program [livejournal.com profile] seangivan posted about earlier--a program which generates Markov chains based off of text files, and then writes stuff based off of said Markov chains.

Let's see if a computer program can out-Kaydee Kaydee. :D

Untitled Cute Whateveranimalsheisrightnow Kaydee fic. (WARNING: NWS. There were a couple of lemons in there, I think.) )

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So, what do you think, sirs?

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